My friend convinced me to go to the church of scientology with her. Not because she is one i guess she was just interested or something. I did some research and found out that it was started by a science fiction author. I discovered they believe 75 million years ago that an alien dictator Xenu flew billions of aliens to earth and stacked them around volcanoes and then bombed the volcanoes. The aliens thetans then stuck to human bodies. I have always held the belief that scientology is a big scam into getting peoples money.

Anyway when we get to the church some Indian lady greets us and some old guy smiles creepily at the girl I was with. They tried to sell us there scientology bible for the cheap price of $70.00. They got us to watch a video about psychiatry. according to the scientologists psychiatry is the root of all evil. The video accused psychiatry of starting world war 2 and that it started racism. It also said that psychiatrists routinely torture babies. We ran out because we were afraid of being kidnapped and waking up in Mexico without our kidneys. I came to the conclusion that if people are desperate enough they will believe in anything.

Greatest IRL trolls of all time.

We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

No, just no...

Almost right there Euro.

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